BioSentral

Your tears are so yummy and good.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it fall on a hippy, does it make it funny?

Wis. woman accused of placing dead rat in food - A woman accused of planting a dead lab rat in restaurant food and demanding $500,000 to keep quiet was charged Monday with one felony count of extortion. Debbie R. Miller, 41, of Appleton, also faces misdemeanor counts of disorderly conduct and resisting an officer. [Examiner.com]

Well, it's official. Unreal Tournament 2004 has been modded into extinction and I must say it was done rather pathetically. There is not a single populated or playable server left that doesn't have 5 gigs of extra shit to download. New (ugly ass) mods have been added to every single gametype and those that weren't modded were those that were not popular in the first place (ie. bombing run). I mean, it's pretty hard to annihilate a game of CTF, but these fuckers did it. It's dead. All dead. Onslaught is filled with bots only now and invasion is nothing but shitty custom monster packs and noob ass role playing gayness. You do nothing but hold down the trigger and spin on your cock. Oh well. It wasn't all that great of a game anyway. It has gone the way of so many others. It now joins the ranks of games like Counter-Strike and Day of Defeat as well as others like Commander Keen and any game on LoneDust's or Mororvia's shelf.

Venezuelan man survives autopsy - A Venezuelan car crash victim who had been declared dead gave morgue examiners a nasty shock by waking up as he went under the knife, Reuters reports. [Theregister.co.uk]

Man drives home with dead pedestrian lodged in windshield - A motorist hit two pedestrians, then drove home with one of the bodies lodged in his windshield, police said. The man in the windshield... [Seattletimes.com]

Yes, we'll buy your dead flies - Ever wandered what to do with your dead flies? A Chinese city is offering to buy them... [Iol.co.za]

Crew Fishing Rubber Ducks From River Finds Body - Members of Mesa County Search and Rescue unexpectedly discovered a body in a channel of the Colorado River Wednesday as they cleared out rubber ducks sent floating down the river as part of a fundraiser. [thedenverchannel.com]

4 men beaten, killed, stuffed in Indiana manholes - SOUTH BEND, Indiana (AP) -- William Abrams never felt in danger sleeping on his bedroll in hidden alleyways or along one of the city's viaducts. That all changed last week.
[CNN Top Stories]

Water drinking Wii contest fatal for woman - In the U.S., a woman passed away after drinking big amounts of water for a contest, to win a Wii. The 28 year old Jennifer, mom of three kids, entered the 'Hold your wee for a Wii' contest. The participants had to drink as much water as they ... [Fragland.com News]