BioSentral

Super chimp escapes, missing in Calif. forest - A 42-year-old chimpanzee who is toilet-trained and can eat with a knife and fork is believed to be at large in a Southern California.. [USAToday.com Top Headlines]

Latin Amer. leaders discuss labor plan with Calif. farmers - Honduran president Jose Manuel Zelaya Rosales and representatives from El Salvador and Guatemala met with California farmers Saturday to hash out a plan that will train laborers from those countries to work in the Western U.S. The plan is set to start with... [SFGate.com Business & Technology]

Holding Cell Phones While Driving Illegal Starting July 1 - Don't forget: holding cell phones while driving will be against the law in California beginning July 1. [NBC4 LA Local News]

I got one...
In prison and you want power? Put the fuckers on excercise bikes and peddle yourself some electricty. Peddle your ass out of jail, now that is what I would consider "carbon credits".

California prison gets solar power plant - BLYTHE, Calif., May 28 (UPI) -- Ironwood State Prison officials in California say they've activated a new 1.18 megawatt solar power plant. [upi.com]

Listening to 55 KRC with Micheal Savage and Mark Levin and I heard the news: California Supreme Court not only finger banged the Constitution but also wiped their ass with the ballots of the people of California by reversing their legal vote on the one-man-one-woman-marriage law.

They played a clip of one of the gay-lesbian supporters stating that this was a good thing that the Court did because the people didn't know any better. Thank you Fascists.

Three of the justices dissented sighting that this was unconstitutional to overturn the previous vote.

Fuck California!

Fuck California! Watch the video all the way through.

Fuck California

Thank you, faggots. Thank you. I'll watch out for my own fucking health, faggots. If I get sick from this shit, it's my fault, faggots, and I won't eat there again, faggots. This is what's coming if you socialize health care, giving the government the power to tell you what to eat.

California man losing nine homes in mortgage mess - LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A California man who has defaulted on nine homes and expects banks to foreclose on all of them, forcing him into bankruptcy, says he now considers it a mistake to have invested in the real estate market. [Reuters US News]

Heat Prompts Power Emergency in Calif. - Sweltering California heat wave prompts power emergency, cited in at least 4 deaths [CBS U.S. News]

Police Run Over, Kill Sunbather in Calif. - Police officers patrolling Oxnard Beach in California run over, kill sunbather in SUV [CBS U.S. News]