BioSentral

Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . He
performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.

Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio
station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana , who was sponsoring a
worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.

~~Hi Sue,
Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad
day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I
thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so
bad after all . Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore
you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the
bottom of the sea. I wear a suit
to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool.
So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial
water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the

Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . He
performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.

Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio
station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana , who was sponsoring a
worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.

~~Hi Sue,
Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad
day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I
thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so
bad after all . Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore
you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the
bottom of the sea. I wear a suit
to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool.
So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial
water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the

So, Project reality... this barfstew mod was made by a company called Black Sand Studio. This company has a really cool logo and that's about as far as it goes. I learned quite a bit about this game today. I know there's a manual and I read a little bit. I also read some tips elsewhere on the internet on how to play. Which is a bit of a problem: I'm not reading a motherfucking book to play a motherfucking game. If the game is too complex to be able to pop in and do the basics, it's a shitty game. The game has some great concepts that weren't addressed and never will be in barfstew and I shall list a few now.

I'm glad to see they decided to force team play. You have to join a squad if you don't want to get kicked. What do we know about gamers? Correct, they don't care about anything but their own score. So you have a bunch of people in squads who don't give a fuck about anyone else. Great. Now ALL the squads are useless. Fuck yeah! Great plan! Force ME to play with the assholes.

UPDATE: Guess I needed something I wasn't made aware of. If you have the same prob then you need this crap.

EA says that in order to make a 1.1gig download smaller they left out a 24MB portion that is required in cases like mine. That makes so much sense.