BioSentral

Fuck you guys and Merry Christmas. Your moms.

The RIAA fails noobishly

The difference between Americans and the rest of the world

"so a fighter jet crashes on his house and kills his whole family... all he wants is some advice on how to cope. well jesus... i don't know a lot of people qualified to give that kind of advice, but i'm more amazed by his reaction than anything.

picture if you will the average white trash american: slack jawed, mouth breathing, probably wearing a dirty t-shirt with a looney tunes character on it and some sweatpants. you just know they'd be sitting there with tears smearing bad makeup down their face screaming about suing everyone from the pilot to the guy who painted the plane.

meanwhile... this guy got his family squished and all he says is "I don't have any hard feelings" and asks for some advice as to how one moves past such an incident because he knows people have been through much worse.

Forget UFOs. The first circular aircraft could soon hit the market right here on Earth. They won’t take you to space, but they might just be worth the long—very long—wait - It’s designed to seat two, take off and land vertically, fly 10 feet above the ground, and reach 75 miles an hour. It’s about the size of a car, but it’s round instead of boxy. Yup, it’s a flying saucer. Next year, California-based Moller International hopes to introduce the M200G personal recreation craft, the first of what the company expects to be a full line of “volanters”—vertical-takeoff-and-landing aircraft. The design is 300 years in the making.

The haunted house my friend and I put together was on the local news. We did it at my house this year in Delhi (pronounced Del-hi, no deli). It takes about 6 to 8 hours to set up with 4 distinct areas. In the first shot from the outside you can see me in my ghillie suit chasing a small child dressed as spiderman. Others include was my friend Jess as the clown and Michelle as the noose bearing flying monkey. The main area has a surgical scene with a samoan Dr. Mangala and assistant chopping away on live patient, a few shadowpeople, an executioner with real working guillotine, and a prison inmate trapped in a TV (???). The guy on the roof was dive bombing kids with a ghost on a huge fly fishing pole.

Obama purchases ads in upcoming video games.

Those poor console bastards are really screwed. They're gonna take the brunt of this bullshit.

It was a good time and I had money this time to buy things. Nothing cool really. Just a foregrip and shell carrier for my mossberg, a vest for search and rescue, and a ground mat for camping. Didn't want to bother with renting a SAW because the lines were long, the people were ugly, it was hot and there was no wind for anyone. My friend Phil finished his WWII rifle collection. Has one from every participating country. Just got the tiny little Japanese rifle and it still had the Emperor's mark on it. Apparently people would grind those off because it was "offensive," completely devaluing the gun. We stuck around for the first 5 minutes of the night shoot. Minigun lit the place up and detonated most of the targets at once. Humorous. And we left.

How they voted on the stickup/bailout bill:

House

Senate

Everyone with a 'Y' after their name should be removed from politics.

My Congressman, Steven Chabot, did us good but Schimdt can go die in a fucking fire. Both Ohio Senators are traitors.

Yes, the long awaited Prologue to S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl has arrived and with all the same kind of pre-alpha game play and stability we've all come to tolerate.. almost. This game can't be finished. It can't. The faction wars have been improved but I'll be damned if it doesn't cause a whole set of new glitches and failures, such as: friendly fire, spontaneously canceled missions, and the AI eating its own head. Money is now very hard to come by. In the first game, I easily hoarded a million rubles in no time. Now I've yet to hit $30,000 as you need to spend your shit to get places and do things.